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PostSubject: Re: The Great Historical Captions Challenge!   Mon 09 Oct 2017, 13:25



Billy and Ricky's project for class "Why We Love Our Mummy" had suddenly taken a very sinister turn ...


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PostSubject: Re: The Great Historical Captions Challenge!   Mon 09 Oct 2017, 13:27

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PostSubject: Re: The Great Historical Captions Challenge!   Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:24

"I'm a big game hunter. No really I am, don't laugh. This 'ere is just the bait. It's the huge alligators I'm after."

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PostSubject: Re: The Great Historical Captions Challenge!   Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:45

Zephyr: Shall I tell her standing in a huge shell does make her bum look enormous?

Aura: Yeah, go on - the stupid cow obviously loves herself. Who does she think she is - bloody Venus or something?


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PostSubject: Re: The Great Historical Captions Challenge!   Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:58

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PostSubject: Re: The Great Historical Captions Challenge!   Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:15

Ernest Williard fforthington-Smythe: Our little Cecil is ever so clever at holding his breath under water, isn't he dear?
Cressida Wilamender fforthington-Smyth: Ever so, darling husband. Clever like his father, I would say! How long has it been now?
Ernest Williard fforthington-Smythe: I do believe it's three whole days now, Cressy my love!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Historical Captions Challenge!   Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:31

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PostSubject: Re: The Great Historical Captions Challenge!   Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:25

The "War in Heaven", mentioned in Revelation 12:7, has been a subject much discussed by academics and theologians. What triggered this terrible cosmic conflict is a question that has never been satisfactorily answered.

Lucifer's rebellion has been attributed to a number of motives, all of which stem from his great pride. These motives include:

1) A refusal to bow down to mankind on the occasion of the creation of man as in the Armenian, Georgian, and Latin versions of the Life of Adam and Eve. A similar view is held in Islamic tradition, in which Iblis refuses to bow down to Adam.

2] The culmination of a gradual distancing from God through use of free will (an idea of Origen of Alexandria).

3) A declaration by God that all were to be subject to his Son, the Messiah (as in Milton's Paradise Lost).

4) Ali Bin Nasser's disastrous error in allowing the Hand of God goal which put England out of the World Cup. Lucifer's mob just weren't having it and who can blame them?
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Historical Captions Challenge!   Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:34

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PostSubject: Re: The Great Historical Captions Challenge!   Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:38

"To Pee Or Not To Pee? That Is The Question!"

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PostSubject: Re: The Great Historical Captions Challenge!   Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:48

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PostSubject: Re: The Great Historical Captions Challenge!   Sat 14 Oct 2017, 14:14

Corporal Thomas always sighed when the order came to "switch to manual" because the electric cable had popped out ... again:

"Say what you like about the old diesels - but they were a lot less bovver than a hovver".
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Historical Captions Challenge!   Sat 14 Oct 2017, 14:15

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PostSubject: Re: The Great Historical Captions Challenge!   Yesterday at 09:36

Janice was not an adventurous eater and on the menu 'Birds Custard Trifle' had seemed innocuous enough ... but she vowed this was the last time she would eat at Heston Blumenthal's restaurant.


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PostSubject: Re: The Great Historical Captions Challenge!   Yesterday at 10:16

"Ennemi à côté! Ok, braves fils de France, la France s'attend à ce que chaque homme accomplisse son ...

... merde! Oublie ça! Nous abandonnons!
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